Even More #CatholicRulesForTwitter

Catholic Rules for TwitterForgive me, Father, for I have sinned – I missed the #CatholicRulesForTwitter meme that broke out on Twitter during April Fool’s Day. (Pulling off my competing stunt doesn’t excuse my absence.) Had I fulfilled my obligation that day, here’s what I would have tweeted.

More #CatholicRulesForTwitter

  1. Lent begins on Hashtag Wednesday.
  2. Maximum tweet length is 125 – leave room for #theholyspirit.
  3. #FF actually stands for Fish-Fridays.
  4. When quoting Scripture, be vague and don’t provide a link to the exact verse (the exception, of course, is @todaysreadings).
  5. Yellow–or more precisely, gold–makes the best Twitter background. #CatholicGild.
  6. Late for Mass? Only check into Foursquare if you do so before the Gospel.
  7. If you give up Twitter for Lent, you can still tweet on Sundays.
  8. Learn from the example of Jonah and the FailWhale
  9. Using fake words that start with tw- is as grating as using catechesis instead of education
  10. Tweeting during the homily is okay if you make it look like you’re reading the bulletin

Whew, I feel much better now that I’ve got that off my chest. Here are my favorite Twitter rules for Catholics that have already been handed down::


The #CatholicRulesForTwitter meme is another great example of how the faithful can have some fun on April Fool’s Day. I just wish 1) I thought of it, and 2) jumped on it earlier. So what’s your favorite rule?

5 thoughts on “Even More #CatholicRulesForTwitter

  1. filumenaetfleur May 6, 2011 at 9:49 pm Reply

    The fasting rule is totally my favorite! We are always explaining the actual rules for fasting to my dad, because he grew up in family where fasting meant “no food, at all, even under 18/21/whatever-the-age-restriction-is-nowadays”.

    • Mark Alves May 7, 2011 at 12:08 am Reply

      Thanks! The do-Sundays-count question often comes up at my house.

    • Dewa February 5, 2012 at 12:37 pm Reply

      You ipnrise me! I was making all kinds of fail whale excuses not to exercise, until I read your message and thenI’m off and running.I love youK

    • uxseorbh February 7, 2012 at 5:10 am Reply

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  2. Damian Trasler May 26, 2011 at 10:28 am Reply

    Thanks for those – completely missed all that. In fact, I miss a lot of the goings-on withing the Twittersphere…Wait, is that right? Or should it be something avian, like the Twitternest? Or the Twitterverse?

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